Dimanche 21 août 2011
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Le second épisode sera en ligne pour le début de semaine, Pour patienter, voici la liste de toutes les idées reçues, bravo à tous pour votre insondable créativitée. Toutes les idées ne peuvent
pas être tourné, c'est dommage parce qu'elles sont toutes trés bonnes.
Elles seront toutes conservées pour de prochain épisodes...
Here is a list of your ideas, congratulations for your creativity, All ideas will not be done in the next episode but i keep it because all are very good...
Nora K. :
Jack founds confidential documents in the bus: a crazy guy want to assassinate the Brazilian president in visit in the city that day! But the public conference is now! He has not time to call the
police, he need to take care of it by himself - no big deal for Jack Strap. He needs to ask people in the streets and bars where the conference is as he's new in town. He finally finds the place,
the building with the snipper on it and manage to get control of the situation. As a recompense for his courage, the president offers him life long free trips for Brazil and as an ending two hot
Brazilian girls kiss him (on the cheeks of course:).
FunLoisirs Mini-golf :
Jack Strap fait des free hugs place jacques cartier et recontre sa bien ainée
Aude Dardenne :
Jack Strap fête le 21 juillet (fête nationale belge) mais inverse les couleurs du drapeau!
Tony :
Jack Strap is at a party.
Party Man1: Excuse me sir, may I see your invitation?
Jack Strap: Sure, here is my invitation *Jack pulls out a croissant and give it to Man*
Party Man1: Merci Beacoup.
Jack Strap: Da Rien.
Clément Laframboise :
Jack Strap must infiltrate the head of the Montreal Mafia! Don Pastaghetti is an elusive and dangerous villain in this tumultuous underworld! Every month Don Pastaghetti holds a no holds barred
all girl pillow fight. The only way to make it near the Don is for Jack Strap to pose as a challenger in the fight and win his way to the top to win a night of passion with the Don... This is the
ONLY way for Jack to make it near the Don and stop him and his nefarious ways.
Mystery Man:
-Jack Strap is walking in the hot sun with his woman and she is complaining as to how hot it is, so Jack Strap tells her he will take care of it, takes out his gun and fires at the sun, the sun
comes down, then its all dark, and she asks what about the light, he then responds, with something like, you are the light in my world.. or something
Mystery Man:
-Jack strap does a ninja battle with himself in front of a mirror
Mystery Man:
-Jack strap is in a basement handcuffed to a pole, a nefarious evil scientists says"
"Is there anything you would like to tell us before we start"
as he is snapping on his gloves
Jack Replies
"Yeah, Im gonna kill you pretty soon"
"Oh... how exactly" -evil man replies
"First, im gonna take off my sunglasses, then ill entrance you with my seductive eyes, and then I was thinking of ripping our your heart and feeding it to your rabbit"
"ah... And how exactly do you think you can do all that" - the evil man replies
"you know my handcuffs, they're made of plastic"
Jack strap then breaks his handcuffs and does all the things he said he would do
Mystery Man:
- Jack Strap is playing chess, then a companion of his opponent says
"Now be careful (opponents name)" and makes a move
Jack Strap gets upset
"He made a fair move, screaming about it cant help you"
The someone else in the room says "its not wise to upset Jack"
The opponent's companion replies
"but sir, nobody worries about upsetting (opponents name)"
the guy then replies
"That's cause you don't..."
and out of nowhere Jack pulls out two huge guns and blows them both to smithereeens.
and he says
"still undefeated"
Christophe:
-Et si jack venait se reposer à chateauneuf sur isère et venait jouer au mini golf dans cet endroit sympa avec la grenouille et des proprios d’enfers ......
Loulou :
-Et puis paf : il se fait écrasé par un camion américain, il se fait alors soigner par un savant fou, et il devient mi-homme mi-mollette !!! non ?
Pikassso :
-Jack Strap rencontre deux zombis, il réussi à en tuer un, mais l'autre le mords malheureusement. Il se rends tout de même à son rendez vous avec sa femme, mais avec de mystérieuses envies de
s'en faire un repas...
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